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Todd: Wears loafers. Knows specifically what Ralph Lauren line looks best on him. Always slightly shorter than you want him to be. Brian: Super picky eater. His girlfriend will always end up financially supporting him. Chase: ed, like, a super niche indie band and plays the bagpipes and some other instrument nobody has ever heard of. Colin: Fuckboy names in Patagonia fleeces, no matter what temperature it is outside. Greg: That guy who shows up uninvited to things.
The target to be roasted in all group texts. Handles it like a champ. John: Got straight-As in high school and then started drinking in college. Ian: Plays World of Warcraft and drinks Monster energy drinks. Spencer: Went surfing once, puts the surfer guy emoji next to his name when he puts his name into your phone. Martin: Is uncomfortable not wearing some kind of argyle print somewhere on his person. Josh: You probably met him at a music festival.
He will use any opportunity given to take his shirt off.
He owns and wears colored, plastic wayfarers. Every profile picture he has on Facebook is with girls. Paul: Has a k straight out of college. Has a Bible verse tattooed somewhere. Blake: Will literally do anything to make people laugh at parties. Once licked a banana slug on a dare. Alexander: Has been doodling anime on random pieces of paper since he was in 5th grade.
Zack: Raised in a super nice upper-middle class suburb and got two girls who were friends pregnant. Mark: Accidentally snuck into a really cool group of friends.
Nobody knows how. Eric: Always wants to take you on a hike. Always in a beanie.
Steve: Super into climbing. Just a touch granola, but it would take getting to know him really well to figure that out. Steven: Cannot help himself and needs to argue with people in the comments section of things. Kevin: Settles down really fast, is the first of his friends to be a father.
Patrick: Likes every post you put on your social media.
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